Charlie's ascention to yahoo fame has inspired me to investigate a recent phenomena I've been experiencing here at ohforfun: Why are so many people reaching ohforfun by googling "Tom Cruise"?
A long time ago I did a goofy little post eff-you-ing various wrong doers. As a joke I included a link to a picture of Tom Cruise from mtv. The link to the original picture no longer works. (Just so you know, from now on all references to Mr. Cruise will be linked back to this picture.)
I don't really understand the mysterious ways of Google. All I know is that when you google Tom Cruise and then click on the image links, ohforfun is the seventh result. This is why I now get dozens of random hits a day. I have no idea why my site is ranked so high in a search of such a famous person. I assure you my readership is very small, and yet, when you google Tom Cruise, you get to OhForFun. Try it. The picture of Tom Cruise standing at a podium with popcorn statue?- that picture links back here. The words underneath the picture, "oh no, is tom cruise anti-gay"- Ashley wrote those.
I have already stated my sincere belief that all people eventually google themselves. All I'm saying is that Alex Blumberg, you had better get a move on because I have got some serious fish frying on my burners now.
Tom Cruise, if you are reading this, please release Katie from captivity. After you free Katie we can begin to work on our friendship. Tom, I'm not sure that you and I have a lot in common, but I am sure that you have a lot of money. Access to piles of money goes a looong way when trying to forge a friendship with me. I think you and I could work. Call me!