Scene: A thirty-something woman walks down a bustling city street. She is carrying a laundry basket brimming with clean clothes. She appears confident and happy.
Male voice: Excuse me, Miss?
(Woman turns around to see an attractive thirty-something man holding up a piece of clothing)
Attractive Man: You dropped thi- (stopping his sentence mid-word, he looks down into his hand as if noticing the garment for the first time)
Attractive Man: Sorry, I, um, I think you dropped-
Woman: (interrupting and finishing his sentence) - my most hideous pair of grannie panties? Yes, yes I did drop those horrifying panties. Um, thanks. (grabs underwear out of man's hands)
(Man laughs kindly.)
(Woman turns bright red and runs away.)