I was just visiting Lucas, my infant friend. He was having a rough evening- apparently he feels his life is utterly terrible. I will admit that I was amused by his cranky antics, especially since it allowed me to witness a hilarious trick his parents have discovered. While Lucas was screaming inconsolably, Ellen calmly walked him over to the side of the room where a hair dryer was plugged into the wall. She picked up the hair dryer and turned it on, pointed away from Sir Cranky Pants. It was as if he had received a shot of heroin. The white nose of the hair dryer instantly, and completely pacified Lucas The Angry. It was like magic.
I wish there was a magic pacifying hair dryer for adults.
How awesome would it be if the next time Donald Trump started flapping his lip, we could turn on the magic hair dryer, and cause him to blissfully slump down into his gilded throne?
Just imagine how useful a hair dryer like that would be.
Oh yeah, I think we all need a magic hair dryer. But I'll kick into the fund to find one for the Donald. Anything to make him go away....
Posted by: Jhianna | January 17, 2007 at 05:17 PM