I think it's for the best that I don't speak German. If I could read Knut's blog I probably wouldn't do anything except read Knut's blog.
I am oddly attracted to Knut's surrogate polar bear father. I don't think I would be hot for that guy if I saw him on the street without a baby polar bear, but with a baby polar bear....hee. Single fathers (of polar bears) are hot.
That would be a really funny Match.com ad:
Voluptuous Violist Seeks Single Father (of Polar Bear)
I am a single, 31-year-old classical musician in search of a man (28-45) with a baby polar bear. I like cooking, movies, cuddling, and playing with polar bear cubs. I don't want any polar bear baby momma drama, so please be responsible and financially secure. I know that it is hard out there for a single parent. I am looking to find a guy who enjoys laughing, traveling, and raising polar bears.