Mike: Kitty, you should go see 300.
Kate: Eww. No. That movie is for boys. It looks horrible.
Mike: Yeah, it might be the most offensive movie I have ever seen.
Kate: I actually don't know much about it.
Mike: It's both homophobic and homo-erotic.
Kate: Hmm, that sounds intrigui-
Mike: Also, it's totally racist. I was rooting for the bad guys the whole time.
Kate: It looks pretty violent. I'm not much into extreme violence these days.
Mike: No, Kitty you'll love it. Just approach it like you approached Stargate. If you can love Stargate, you can love 300.
Kate: I don't know, I was pretty high when we went to see Stargate. Plus that was like, ten years ago. I don't smoke weed anymore.
Mike: Yeah, that's good. You really should not see 300 on drugs. It is so incredibly offensive. You HAVE to see it.
Kate: Well, if it's not too violent....
Mike: Oh, at least half of the movie is decapitations. It's super violent.
Mike: Maybe you should wait until it comes out on DVD so that you don't end up hating me for recommending this movie.
Kate: Or maybe I should just never see it?
Mike: Yeah, maybe.