So, I'm tooling around the internet, and I go to one blog, and then I click to another blog, and then follow a link that promises "the most disturbing thing ever", which leads me to a photography company that specializes in digitally enhancing head shots for child beauty pageant contestants....and it is in fact, the most disturbing thing I've ever seen. The site is just shot after shot of little girls, dressed like adults, in full make-up, and then airbrushed within an inch of their lives. I, of course, look at the whole site, alternately vomiting and laughing hysterically.
I am not linking to the site here, because it's that wrong, but I do want to share my "favorite" photo. I figure that the child in question was too young to have been permanently damaged by the photo shoot that lead to this picture. I have no doubt that in time, this young girl's happiness will be ruined by her insane mother, but as of the taking of this photo, she is still an innocent baby.
Are you ready?
Scroll down, and behold.
Words fail me.
I mean, how do you even get a baby to make this expression? Her mouth is saying, "I'm a happy baby!", but her eyes (dear God, those terrible eyes) are saying, "This bow on my head is so effing embarrassing. I can't believe that crazy bitch pierced my ears. Save me."